trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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