Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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