so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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