I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
