So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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