god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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