i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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