STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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