She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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