we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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