How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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