True but thats because hes a fetus.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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