I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
my poor anus
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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