i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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