Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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