you have to choose: penises or morals?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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