News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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