Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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