her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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