Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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