he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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