I'm really into asian looking animals
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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