yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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