laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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