If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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