Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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