dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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