i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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