do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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