Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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