so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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