yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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