Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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