she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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