Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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