break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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