She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
PANTIES FOUND
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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