idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
