Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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