ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
