Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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