I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Dignity is for republicans.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am mentally ready for anal.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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