i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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