plz talk dirty to me
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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