Small penises have feelings too.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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