I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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