Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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