he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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