physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
