It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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