Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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