Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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