this beer tastes like vomit already
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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