I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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