How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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