The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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