Whoa Z and x make the same sound
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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